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Me: don’t put your head through the bag handle!
D: Why?
Me: Because if you get stuck or get the bag over your head, you won’t be able to breathe and then you’ll suffocate.
D: What’s suffocate?
Me: When you die because you can’t breathe.
D: What about scarves?
Me: Scarves are different. Scarves are OK.
D: is it OK to put the string around your neck when you’re playing a drum?
Me: Yes.
D: And is it OK to put a necklace around your neck?
Me: Yes.
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