Old and lazy
April 12, 2013

oldandlazyD: My teacher says that when you get older you get a bit lazier. I wish I was younger, so I could brush my teeth faster.

Me: You’re not that old! If you were much younger you wouldn’t have any teeth to brush!

D: Oh yes, because I’d be a baby and babies don’t have teeth… So, because YOU’RE old, you’re really lazy!

Does age matter?
July 8, 2012

D: It’s boring having adults as my family.
Me: But adults can just be big kids too
D: No they can’t, they’re too big and they need to be 4 or 5 or 6. How old are you?
Me: 36
D: That is old. You’ll be in heaven soon and I’ll have no mummy.

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