Preparing for Palaeontology?
February 23, 2014

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D: I’m going to read EVERYTHING there is about dinosaurs – if it says anything about ‘dinosaurs’ I’m going to read it!
Me: Do you want to be a Palaeontologist?
D: What’s that?
Me: Someone who finds out all about dinosaurs and prehistoric times.
D: Yes! That’s what I want to be! I want to be a Palaeontologist. Can you book me onto a lesson PLEEEASE mum? Can you find some training for kids to be Palaeontologists and if it’s not too much money can you book me on? I REALLY want to do that.
Me: I’ll look into it…
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Poster by Chart Media, purchased at Stony Stratford Library

So far, we’ve visited the Natural History Museum (last Oct), D has excavated 6 dinos from a block of plaster, helped a T-Rex to fly and watched the BBC’s Walking with Dinosaurs series twice over. He’s now deeply into some library books on the subject.

…Anyone know of any low cost, local Kid’s Palaeontology sessions?!

Boxing kid
June 14, 2013

boxingkidMum: What are you doing?

Son: I’m boxing – I’m being a boxing kid. Imagine if I went to training every day and I got really good and I was against adults and they say to me, “What kind of kid is this?” and I say, “I’m a boxing kid! And I train every day and this is my boxing lesson!”

The best team in the world
May 8, 2013

bestteamSon: Barcelona are the best football team in the world! Mikayla showed me lots of videos and in one, they got 27 scores and the other team got zero!

Mum: Why are Barcelona so good then?

Son: They do LOTS more practice and training and spend more time on their club – that’s what Mikayla said.
You want to see the statue?

Mum: Go on then.

Son: [Strikes a pose] ‘Huh!’ That’s someone doing a header with the ball in Barcelona!

Toilet training
February 17, 2013

toilettrainingMe: Did you flush the toilet?

D: No – it’s too stiff for me.

Me: You could TRY! You’re getting stronger now, you might be able to do it. It’s rude not to flush the toilet after you’ve used it.

[A half-dressed D limps into the bathroom, dragging one foot and a pair of pants on the floor behind him.]

D: And it’s even ruder to do it with only one leg in your pants!

Going nowhere
January 16, 2013

Trains in training

Dog talk
November 19, 2012

D: There was something really funny that I saw in an advert. There was this trick – it was number 21. It was something that you put on the floor and then a mummy came along and saw it and told the dog off because it was a pretend poo! How funny is that? Because the dog didn’t know what she said and he just looked at her like, “Huh?’!

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