Cartoon eyes
April 21, 2013

cartooneyesMum: What are you doing? Being a chicken?

Son: No, I’m trying to do that thing like in Tom and Jerry when Tom locks Jerry out and he come in because he finds a hole that’s just the right size. Sometimes when Tom’s very confused, and he sees Jerry there’s this thing that he normally does: His eyes stick out one time; and then they stick out some more to there [uses hands to demonstrate] and then to there; and then to there; and then to there! It’s REALLY funny.

And then he chases Jerry around the room and then Jerry does bad things to him – like one thing he did was stick a pin right through his head – it went right through his brain, but he was still alive!

And once, there were some baby mouses, with nappies on and the mouses get some milk and they suck it into their mouths and pretend they swallow it but they actually don’t – they just swallow air and then they spit the milk out at Tom!

Mum: Do you think it’s fair that they do all that to Tom?

Son: Yes I do, because Tom tries to catch them and it’s Tom and Jerry so it’s meant to be like that.

Surprise!
March 10, 2013

mothersdayD: I’ve got something in my book bag that’s a surprise for Mother’s Day on Sunday – so you have NOT got to look in it until I’ve got it out and put it upstairs.

Me: OK.

[Comes into kitchen with a piece of paper in both hands]

D: You can see THIS picture I did – it’s a picture of a blue whale for you.

[D hands me the picture and exits the kitchen]

Me: Great – thanks.

D: You didn’t see the card I had in my other hand, did you?

Me: No.

D: Good. I’m going to hide it in my bedroom.

[Goes upstairs]…

[Comes back downstairs]

D: You know my story CDs?

Me: Yes?

D: I’ve hidded the card with them – don’t look at it will you, when you put a story CD on tonight?

Me: OK – I won’t look.

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