Tiresome tales
June 21, 2013

tiresometales[Watching children’s TV]

That was really funny mum – Ryan the Lion was just telling a really boring story about putting the bins out and when he’d finished Kay said, “That was different.” Then Ryan said “Do you want me to tell you the story about when I watched some paint dry?” And Alex said, “Let’s watch some Driver Dan.” Then Ryan said, “I’ll take that as a yes!” And he carried on telling the story anyway!

Turning everything upside down
May 12, 2013

TheTwits[Mum walks into bedroom and finds Son doing a very bad version of a headstand on the bed – where his knees are still on the bed!]

Mum: What are you doing?

Son: Trying to see if I get The Dreaded Shrinks.

[Influenced by his TWO reads of Roald Dahl’s The Twits, illustrated by Quentin Blake.]

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