Son: That paddling pool‘s for babies!
Mum: No it’s not. YOU can stand in it and paddle – I can stand in it and paddle and I’m an adult!
Son: Can Santa stand in it and paddle?
Mum: Yes, probably! …Although his reindeer might not fit in.
Son: That paddling pool‘s for babies!
Mum: No it’s not. YOU can stand in it and paddle – I can stand in it and paddle and I’m an adult!
Son: Can Santa stand in it and paddle?
Mum: Yes, probably! …Although his reindeer might not fit in.
D: Are you going to have another baby?
Me: Not at the moment.
D: Why? I really want a brother or a sister – please!
Me: It takes some special ingredients to make a baby.
D: Oh yes – I remember! If you really want a baby you have to write a list to Santa, and if you REALLY want one then he gives one to you. There’s two presents that go through the keyhole. One’s a nut and one’s an egg. You eat the egg and the nut – no it’s a seed – and they mix together and grow and that’s how you get kids and childs and babies. So can you write to Santa?
Me: Hmmmm.
Happy Christmas! Dec 2012
D: That’s Father Christmas and that’s the Christmas tree, with all presents underneath it.
Santa and his little helper – Nov 2012
D: That’s Father Christmas and that’s an elf [top right]. They’re all the houses he’s going to put presents in [in yellow], and they’re stars [in pink].
Father Christmas birthday card – metallic inks, Dec 2012
D: It’s a birthday card for Charlie – that’s Father Christmas and that’s his gold buckle. That’s a Christmas tree with all presents under it and a star on top [bottom left]. And there’s Charlie’s birthday cake [in silver, right of centre] and it says “5” because he’s 5 isn’t he?
Santa’s got his hat on – hip hip hip hip hooray!
He’s singing Santa Claus is Coming to Town and Jingle Bells, just for a bit of Christmas cheer!
From Becky and Dylan.
Winter Wonderland – Dec 2012
D: That’s some snow in a cone [top right], they’re some snowflakes [top left], they’re snowmans [centre] and that’s Father Christmas [bottom].
Me: Why is Father Christmas lying down?
D: He’s having a bit of a rest!