The wrong shape
April 24, 2013

wrongshapeMum: What did you have for lunch today?

Son: Pizza.

Mum: Did you eat it all?

Son: Except for the salad.

Mum: That again. You should try to eat some of it. What was for pudding?

Son: Fruit. Or crackers and butter. I had an apple. It didn’t taste like an apple though, so I didn’t eat it.

Mum: Why didn’t it taste like an apple?

Son: It was the wrong shape, y’know – not big enough? It was too small to be an apple really – it wasn’t ready.

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