Purple vision
April 27, 2013

purplevisionSon: Why does the tree look all purple?

Mum: I don’t know, is it blossom that’s starting to flower?

Son: No, it’s because I didn’t get enough sleep. I’ve got purple eyes.

Purple zombie smoke
February 26, 2013

purplezombieD: Guess what I played on the Wii today?

Me: I don’t know, what?

D: Zombie Tag! There were zombies behind the gravestones and they were REAL dead people there. You didn’t see them at the start – we saw three hands come up (because there was three of us) and the hands pulled zombies out and we had to run away from them. And guess what? The zombies fart and purple smoke comes out! ┬áIf you go near the purple smoke, you get tagged and turn into a zombie. I got turned into a zombie. You have to run REALLY fast so you don’t get tagged. And the only person left is the winner. I didn’t win – I tried running but I got stuck at the fence. I was just about to go the other way, but the zombie tagged me – he farted and I smelt it.

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