Toilet training
February 17, 2013

toilettrainingMe: Did you flush the toilet?

D: No – it’s too stiff for me.

Me: You could TRY! You’re getting stronger now, you might be able to do it. It’s rude not to flush the toilet after you’ve used it.

[A half-dressed D limps into the bathroom, dragging one foot and a pair of pants on the floor behind him.]

D: And it’s even ruder to do it with only one leg in your pants!

Teaching Thor a lesson
February 12, 2013

teachingthorD: Do you know Thor?

Me: Thor, the God of Thunder?

D: Yeah. The one with the hammer. He’s rude.

Me: How is he rude?

D: He thought he was the only one who mattered and he pushed people over if they were too slow or if they were in his way. He was a very mean person at the start, then he learnt a lesson, then he became good.

Me: How did learn his lesson?

D: He went to the land of giants – they were goody giants, not baddy giants, and he had a huge massive bottle of water and he could only drink a teeny bit of water. And the other giants tricked him because it was sea water. Then they had a huge race and Thor was left behind, even though he was so fast. The others tricked him with a giant – it was lightening, it was real flash Lightening! So Lightening won the race. And also they had a food race, and whoever ate the fastest and best the other person won. But they tricked him – it wasn’t a giant, it was FIRE! And there was a granny, and Thor had to try and beat the granny, but before he knew it he was flat on the floor, because the granny won, but I don’t know what the granny was.

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