Son: What do you think of my hat?
Mum: Which hat?
Son: My imaginary hat.
Mum: Ah – yes, It’s a fantastic hat.
Son: Everyone’s got an imaginary hat. We learnt about it at school today. When you look at something and think about it, it goes onto your hat.
Mum: When you look at what?
Son: Like that picture on the wall. I look at that picture and now it’s on my hat.
Mum: Ah – I see. Does the hat change?
Son: Whenever you look at things yes. If you don’t imagine them then it doesn’t change. Everyone in the world’s got one. But don’t make it too big otherwise you won’t fit through the door.
Mum: So is there just one thing at a time on your hat?
Son: No, you can think of all sorts of things at once and they come onto your hat all together.
Guess what? At school one person said “ice cream” for their hat, but that would just melt in the sun wouldn’t it? And it would drip all down their face!
And another person said “chocolate”, but that would get wet from the rain and melt in the sun, so Mrs W said, “Only take it out in the cloud!”
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Cold but happy – Jan 2013
D: That’s you and me, and we’re all happy because that’s an ICE CREAM VAN!
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Winter Wonderland – Dec 2012
D: That’s some snow in a cone [top right], they’re some snowflakes [top left], they’re snowmans [centre] and that’s Father Christmas [bottom].
Me: Why is Father Christmas lying down?
D: He’s having a bit of a rest!
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D: Is the ice cream van still going around now it’s all dark?
Me: No, it’s too cold for ice creams now – everyone’s all huddled up inside, by the fire.
D: But what if they get all hot and sweaty in their coats?
Me: They could take their coats off.
D: Not if the teacher says “No! That’s not right!” and doesn’t let them take their coats off. What if they turn to dust and the teacher doesn’t notice? They could have an ice cream – to cool them down. Or an ice cube. Oooo.
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D: I LOVE this pudding – it’s the best ice cream ever! I’m going to call it… ‘Chocolate Ice Cream Strawberry World’. No, I got that the wrong way round. It’s ‘Chocolate Strawberry Ice Cream World’ – no, I mean ‘Chocolate Sauce Ice Cream Strawberry World’.
Me: ‘…With a Wafer’?
D: No, I’ve ate the wafer.
…There’s only ONE strawberry left – now it’s just ‘Strawberry World’.
…Now it’s just ‘Spoon World’.
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D: I wish I could live in this country [Crete].
Me: Why’s that?
D: You get to hear the crickets; go to Star Beach every day; see if the cleaners have been; go to the mini market; have ice creams every day – even Scooby Doo ones…
Me: I wish we could stay too, but we can’t.
D: Why?
Me: I’ve run out of money.
D: Oh man! It’s not fair!
Me: You need money to stay here and I’ve run out. Have you got any?
D: Maybe they’ll let us stay here forever for free!
Me: that’s not the way it works.
D: …I’ve got the rest of my ice cream money?
Me: That’s not enough.
D: Well have you got some for half?
Me: Nope – I’ve got enough for tomorrow and the next day and that’s all.
D: It’s OK, because if we haven’t got the right money they’ll give us change!
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Me eating the ice cream prize for winning the talent show at kids club with my jokes.
That’s me [right], that’s the chair [coming out as oblongs into the centre]; that the table [square, top right]; that’s my plate and that’s my prize on the plate. That colouring-in is the house [to the left].
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[D comes running in, with his red pyjama top pulled over his head]
D: Mum, you know I’ve got a bit of hair sticking up here?
Me: Yes?
D: Well I’m pretending to be an ice cream in a cone and that’s a flake! What flavour’s red?
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D: What’s a travel kettle?
Me: It’s a little mini-kettle so I can make a cup of tea when we’re on holiday in the hotel.
D: But they might already have a machine for making a cup of tea.
Me: They do have kettles, but you have to pay lots of money to borrow them. I want to take a little one with us so I don’t run out of money for other things.
D: Like ice cream?
Me: Yes, ice cream and kids club – it would be a disaster if I had no money left for you to go to kids club!
D: I LOVED kids club in France! We have to MAKE SURE we get a travel kettle.
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