Blackberry, Elderberry and Hawthorn Shake
October 22, 2013

HedgerowShake

Do something exciting
July 19, 2013

dosomethingBoy: Today nobody at school listened to me and I REALLY needed to tell them something!

Mum: What did you need to tell them?

Boy: I can’t remember, but NOBODY would listen!

Mum: Well, it’s a hot day and sometimes people get a bit grumpy on hot days and might not want to listen as much.

Boy: But I listened to THEM!

Mum: Sometimes you’ll just have days when you feel like nobody’s listened, unfortunately it’s part of life. I have that sometimes – some days I feel like nobody’s listened to me at work. What do you think I should do then?

Boy: [Thinks for a while]… You should get them to stop thinking about the hot sun by doing something exciting.

Mum: What might that be?

Boy: You could ask them if they wanted something to eat. Or to drink.

Mum: Sounds like a good plan – they’d have to listen if their mouth was full!

Warning: Highly trained hamster
June 4, 2013

highlytrainedSon: I’m pretending that I’m a hamster drinking from a water tank! [Drinks through a straw from an upside-down smoothie carton]
I’m imagining that there’s another hamster and we’re fighting over the water tank. I run to my room and lock the door with a key. The other hamster doesn’t know I’ve got a key to lock the door, because I keep it in a drawer with bombs in it. And he wouldn’t be able to take the key out, because the bombs go off if they’re moved. And the other hamster can’t can’t lock or unlock doors because he hasn’t been trained like I have.

Forgotten friend
January 11, 2013

forgottenfriendMe: What did you drink at school today?

D: Water.

Me: Oh yes, we need to send you in with your water bottle.

D: Yes, because Mrs C. gave me my water bottle and I said that’s not my water bottle – it’s different!
And she said, “Why?” But before I could say anything she turned it around a said, “Oh yes, because it’s Liam’s!” Do you know Liam?

Me: No.

D: He’s my bestest friend – I haven’t played with him for AGES because it was the holidays… I didn’t even play with him today – I forgot.

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