Boy: What’s my password?
Mum: For what?
Boy: For downloading things?
Mum: You haven’t got a password for downloading things – you haven’t got any money.
Boy: I have!
Mum: OK, but not in a place where they can take it – they can’t reach your money box.
Boy: Oh no, they can’t. They’d have to have great big long arms like Mr Tickle’s coming out of the iPhone!
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