ZOMPATAURUS: A NEW SPECIES OF DINOSAUR – DESIGNED AND BUILT TO SPEC
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ZOMPATAURUS: A NEW SPECIES OF DINOSAUR – DESIGNED AND BUILT TO SPEC
Mum: That wouldn’t taste very nice would it?
Son: No – and do you know why they do it? Because it’s on Gigglebiz and that’s where they do lots of stuff that’s funny – lots of silly stuff!
[Just about to read a book entitled: Materials: Their properties and uses]
D: Mum, I’ve got to tell you something – it’s about my trousers. There’s a tissue in the pocket, I had a runny nose this morning so I popped it in there just in case I needed it. But we need to take it out otherwise it will BREAK the washing machine!
The clothes machine
Me: Look, Dylan – I got your clothes machine ready for you, so you can get dressed quickly, like you did before!
D: No tops, Mum – it doesn’t work with them! Look – if I start at this end and put the T-Shirt on, then the shirt, then I’ll put my head in my pants, then in my trousers and then in my socks – and my head won’t fit in my socks. The tops can’t be part of the machine.
D: It’s too hot to wear a t-shirt – I don’t want to wear one.
Me: You need to wear a top for dinner.
D: Why?
Me: Because everyone dresses nicely for dinner.
D: Why aren’t they allowed to dress horribly?
Me: That’s not what I mean – everyone just has to have a top on.
D: Are you allowed to dress funny?
Me: It depends who you’re sitting with and whether they’d find it funny.
D: What about crumbling up a pie and wearing it as a moustache – would that be OK?