Warning: Highly trained hamster
June 4, 2013

highlytrainedSon: I’m pretending that I’m a hamster drinking from a water tank! [Drinks through a straw from an upside-down smoothie carton]
I’m imagining that there’s another hamster and we’re fighting over the water tank. I run to my room and lock the door with a key. The other hamster doesn’t know I’ve got a key to lock the door, because I keep it in a drawer with bombs in it. And he wouldn’t be able to take the key out, because the bombs go off if they’re moved. And the other hamster can’t can’t lock or unlock doors because he hasn’t been trained like I have.

Forgotten friend
January 11, 2013

forgottenfriendMe: What did you drink at school today?

D: Water.

Me: Oh yes, we need to send you in with your water bottle.

D: Yes, because Mrs C. gave me my water bottle and I said that’s not my water bottle – it’s different!
And she said, “Why?” But before I could say anything she turned it around a said, “Oh yes, because it’s Liam’s!” Do you know Liam?

Me: No.

D: He’s my bestest friend – I haven’t played with him for AGES because it was the holidays… I didn’t even play with him today – I forgot.

Bottle feeding essentials
November 29, 2012

Bottle Feeding Baby – Nov 2012

D: It’s a baby cat holding its bottle.
Me: Why have you written “woof”?
D: Oh. I got something wrong – the pointy up ears, four legs and no arms. I meant to draw a baby human…

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