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Me: Drink your juice and then we can go.
D: But I’m BORED of drinking it – it’s making me cold.
Me: Do you know what I’m bored of?
D: No, what?
Me: It begins with ‘YOUR M…‘
D: MUM?
Me: No!
D: MAD?
Me: Possibly, but I meant “your moaning”!