A quick cold
April 25, 2013

quickcoldSon: I got a cold on the way to school today.

Mum: Really? Just like that? What happened?

Son: I was walking along and I got a tickle in my nose, and it was a cold coming along. [Rolls down car window] BYE JAMES! BYE BEN! Mum: Well that’s not very nice is it, for a cold to just come along like that?

Son: Actually I just checked – it’s gone now.

Too much salt
March 24, 2013

toomuchsaltD: Can I have some salt on this?

Me: There’s already some on it.

D: I can’t taste it. Can I have some more on?

Me: A tiny bit. Too much salt is bad for your heart.

D: I know!… Mum?

Me: Yes?

D: What happens to your heart if you have too much salt?

Me: Weeeell… Salt dries things up. You know when you eat salty food it makes you thirsty?

D: Yes.

Me: Well, if you eat lots of salt, then your body thinks it’s trying to dry up your insides and so it holds on to lots of water and keeps it in your body, so there’s less space for everything to move around. Your blood can’t travel around in the tubes so well, because the walls of the tubes get thicker to cope with all the salt, so the space in the tubes gets smaller. Your blood pressure goes up and your heart and kidneys have to work really, really hard and might not be able to work properly.

D: I know about when kidneys don’t work properly – Cooper, the dog, had a problem with his kidney and he wee’d all over the floor, but it wasn’t his fault – it was his kidney not working properly.

Me: Oh yes, his insides didn’t work very well did they? I don’t think that was too much salt though – I think it was just old age.
Sometimes, too much salt can affect your brain too – high blood pressure and thin tubes sometimes means that blood can’t travel up to your brain so well.

D: So your brain doesn’t work properly?

Me: That could be – yes. If your brain doesn’t get as much oxygen as it needs, because not enough blood is getting there with the oxygen in, then your brain won’t work properly.

D: Oh! I hope my brain won’t break because I had too much salt!

Me: You’ll be fine. But you shouldn’t eat too much salt on things – just a teeny tiny pinch will do.

Everybody bruises
October 31, 2012

D: You know when they say “We’ve all got bruises” on the radio?

Me: You mean the song?

D: Yes. Well, not everybody gets bruises DO they?

Me: Yes, everybody gets bruises – you’d have to be a robot not to bruise.

D: What – everybody? Even God?

Me: Umm… Yes, I think he probably does.

D: But that’s IMPOSSIBLE! Everybody can’t get bruises on the same day – I’ve checked and I haven’t got any bruises. So it means one day everyone has them, the next day they don’t have them, the next day they do have them…

Me: I don’t think the song means that everybody gets a bruise on the same day – I think it just means that we can all get bruised… On different days.

Pool person
October 17, 2012

Swimming pool design – Oct 2012

D: It’s a swimming pool in the shape of a person – you can swim in the head; or the body; or the feet.

Temperature control
October 4, 2012

D: Is the ice cream van still going around now it’s all dark?

Me: No, it’s too cold for ice creams now – everyone’s all huddled up inside, by the fire.

D: But what if they get all hot and sweaty in their coats?

Me: They could take their coats off.

D: Not if the teacher says “No! That’s not right!” and doesn’t let them take their coats off. What if they turn to dust and the teacher doesn’t notice? They could have an ice cream – to cool them down. Or an ice cube. Oooo.

Funny bones
September 17, 2012

Skeleton collage – May 2012

D: My skeleton under my skin

 

 

 

Awesome machinery: the human body
August 1, 2012

D: My eyebrow is all scratchy and it hurts.
Me: Looks like you’ve got a midge bite – the wet weather’s brought lots of midges out.
D: What’s a midge bite?
Me: A midge is a type of fly that buzzes and bites – it lands on you and its bite is like a tiny injection – it sucks blood out of you, and makes you all itchy.
D: What does it DO with the blood?
Me: Nothing, it’s just a blood-sucker – it just flies around with your blood in it.
D: What will happen if ALL the flies come along and suck out ALL of my blood?
Me: That won’t happen – you’re way bigger than them and your body will know some blood has been taken and make some more.
D: HOW does it make more blood?
Me: It’s just clever like that…
D: Is there a machine that makes blood inside my body?
Me: Your body is a machine.
D: But that would make us robots… Am I a robot?

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