Mum: Ah – you’re new teacher will be Mr T.
Boy: Yes! I’m going to be in Newts.
Mum: Are you happy about that?
Boy: Yes, he’s the only boy teacher and he let me make cookies!
Mum: You did cooking at school with the Year 2s? Did everyone do cooking?
Boy: No! Year 2s were visiting THEIR new teachers, and Mr T gave us all two jobs to do when we went to visit him.
Mum: Ah! And what were your jobs?
Boy: Making cookies and writing.
Mum: I see. What did you write?
Boy: I writed “Where is the newt’s head?” Because there was a picture of a newt and it looked like it didn’t have a head, but then I saw it head WAS there, because I could see its eyes. Mr T said he thought it was a brilliant sentence though.
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