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Son: If you use Finish Quantum, the glasses will be MUCH sparklier. Over 100 girls have used Finish Quantum.

Mum: Have they – no men?

Son: No, because it’s FOR girls.

Mum: Why is it for girls?

Son: There’s this advert and it says, “This is for girls and over a thousand girls have tried Finish Quantum”.

Mum: Why do you think it might be just for girls?

Son: Because it said it was just for girls. The boys weren’t allowed to see.

Mum: Everybody needs to wash dishes – dishwasher tablets are for boys and girls.

Son: Well, maybe I got muddled up with something else that was just for girls.

Mum: They might have just shown girls on the advert, which made you think it was just for girls.

Son: Well the advert had squares with people’s faces on there and there was just girls’ faces, no boys’ faces.

Mum: They’re naughty then – they should have had some boys in there.

Son: Yeah, boys HAVE to have tried it by now!

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