Me: Did you flush the toilet?
D: No – it’s too stiff for me.
Me: You could TRY! You’re getting stronger now, you might be able to do it. It’s rude not to flush the toilet after you’ve used it.
[A half-dressed D limps into the bathroom, dragging one foot and a pair of pants on the floor behind him.]
D: And it’s even ruder to do it with only one leg in your pants!
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