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D: Nanny and Grandpa got them for me – they’re slipper socks. But you can’t slip in them – do you know why?
Me: Have they got rubber pads on the bottom?
D: Yes. And they make your feet stick. Not like – pppppfoh! [Makes a sound like a sink plunger] And your feet aren’t stuck all day long – that would be boring, just standing there in the same place all day, looking at the same thing. But I tried, and I couldn’t slip in them.