D: Eth-word. Eth-word. Eth-word.
Me: What did you just say?
D: Nothing. I said it to myself.
Me: What did you say though?
D: Nothing!…
Mum, what’s a swear word?
Me: They’re naughty words. Who’s been talking about swear words?
D: My teacher at school said we shouldn’t use swear words, but I don’t know what they are.
Me: Good – then you won’t be using them.
D: But how will I know if I’m using them if I don’t know what they are?
Me: Hmmm…
[To be continued]
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