Me: Hurry up and get dressed, Dylan!
D: You can’t control me y’know!
Me: Where have you got that from?
D: Well you can’t – are YOU my body?
Me: No, but your ears need to listen to what I’m saying and your brain needs to understand that if you’re naughty, Santa won’t bring you any presents.
Me: OK, let’s see if I get presents! I’m hurrying up now.
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