
D: You know the ‘n’ numbers? [Makes the shape of an ‘n’ using both his arms]
Me: No, what are they?
D: Y’know… Thirteen, seventeen, sixteen – twelve doesn’t count; eleven doesn’t count; seven doesn’t count; four doesn’t count; two doesn’t count…
Me: Yes?
D: Well, at school we do the ‘n’ numbers, and when we get to twenty we do this – “twenTEA!” [leans to the side with hand on his hip and other arm crooked]… It’s a teapot!
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