A few Q’s

D: Are you a REAL policeman? [To a hotel security guard, pointing at his badge]

D: How did you get the mouths OUT of the sharks? [To a sales lady, pointing at the shark jaws/teeth on sale in her shop]

D: Mum, that person was being naughty – they had their foot in a fish tank! It’s real, they did – it’s true! Why would they DO that? [Having just walked past a fish foot spa place]

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