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D: My tummy hurts – why?
Me: You could be hungry, or need the toilet, or you could be poorly.
D: I’m definitely not hungry, and I don’t need the toilet. I must be poorly!
Me: Oh dear, you’ll have to go to bed early and miss the kids disco.
D: Well my heart’s still going, and I’m feeling better now. I’m being a doctor.
Me: You make a good doctor.
D: I’m not a bug explorer any more, I’m half money-finder and half doctor – THIS half of my body is a money-finder and THIS half is a doctor. My arms are just normal… And my hands are just normal.