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Me: If you don’t hurry up, I’ll have to go to Crete without you!
D: No!
Me: Yes, that’s a good idea; it would be much easier for me – not as many bags to carry.
D: No! If you go without me, I’ll tell a policeman and then I’ll get on an aeroplane with the policeman and we’ll come to Crete and look all around and find you. And then the policeman will lock you up in jail!