D: Mum, I’ve done a treasure hunt for you – you have to find my sticker. You have to look everywhere, even under the hat.
Me: OK
D: Are you going to look under the hat?
Me: Yes
D: First?
Me: Yes
D: Don’t. It’s not under there.
(D suddenly disappears)
Can I have a guess?
Sure – it got swiftly relocated to…? 😉