How does your garden grow?

Son: I was dreaming last night.

Mum: What were you dreaming?

Son: I was in PE and I was standing on the floor and then holes came and nasty slime weeds came up and they were tickle monster weeds. This was actually a problem, because the monster weeds tried to get us and tickle us and put us in the oven for tea. Everyone was scared and frightened and stayed still, but I was brave and chopped their legs off and their bodies off and their arms off. Then came bigger weeds and I couldn’t jump over these ones, but no need to shout, because luckily I got them out and spinned them around and around and around and bashed them into the wall.

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