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Son: We read a book at school today.

Mum: What was the book?

Son: It was a book about pirates called Dirty Joe, and it was fighting brother and sister pirates because they forgot they were brother and sister. And the brother nicked pants and hung them up on his boat and the sister nicked socks and hung them up on her boat. THEN the sister wanted to wear her brother’s pants, so she nicked them and the brother wasn’t a pirate any more because he had no pants. And it’s a true story – it’s actually in our world.